Roy: Today morning, I saw a washerman was beating his donkey black and blue. I scolded the washerman and after that he had to stop!
Ron: Oh yes, a brother should worry for another!!
Archive for the ‘Animal Jokes’ Category
Funny Animal Jokes: Brother
Saturday, March 6th, 2010Funny Animal Jokes: Mosquito
Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010funny animal jokes, Snail at a Bar
Tuesday, February 16th, 2010
An angry bartender was closing up for the night when he heard a knock at the door. He opened the door, didn’t see anybody, and was about to close the door when a voice called, “Hey, down here.”
The bartender looked down and saw a snail.
“Hey,” the snail asked, “How about a drink?”
The angry bartender snarled, “First of all, we’re closed. Secondly, we don’t serve snails.”
And with that, the bartender kicked the snail all the way across the street.
funny cop jokes, funny dog jokes, Sniffer Dog
Tuesday, February 16th, 2010
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sits down in the aisle seat and puts his black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man…
The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is allowed on the plane.
The second man explains, I’m a Drug Enforcement Agency officer and the dog is a Sniffer dog. His name is Smithy and he’s the best there is. I’ll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.”
funny animal jokes, A trusted dog
Tuesday, February 16th, 2010A man had to go on a business trip, leaving his wife at home. He asked his well trained dog if he could keep guard. The dog replied “Woof” (meaning yes). When the man returned home, after a week, he asked the dog if anyone had come to the house during his absence. The dog replied “Woof”.
The man asked again “Did her brother visit?” The dog: “woof”
Man: “Did her father visit?” The dog: “Woof”
Man: “Did anyone i don’t know come?” The dog: “woooof wooof wooooof woooof woooof woooof wooooof!!!!”
Funny Teacher Student Jokes: Animals
Sunday, February 14th, 2010funny animal jokes
Thursday, February 11th, 20101-One day a Mullah was going to Bazaar to sell his goose. An intelligent and humorous priest saw him and decided to put him on the test. He approached the Mullah and asked: how much is the donkey? The mullah answered: father it is a goose not donkey. The priest replied: I did not ask you, I asked the goose.
2- The other day a Mullah went to the doctor. He said: doctor, my beard aches. The doctor asked him: what did you eat for lunch? He replied: I ate bread and ice. The doctor answered back: neither your pain resembles the pains of the people nor your food is like theirs.
funny animal jokes, Six ways to catch a lion:
Tuesday, February 9th, 20101. Newton’s Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion
2. Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.
3. Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability that lion to be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.
Funny Animal Jokes, Funny Kid Jokes: Bite
Saturday, February 6th, 2010funny animal jokes, funny bird jokes, Smart parrot
Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, You are really ugly,”
The lady was furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly,” She was incredibly ticked now.
The next day the same parrot again said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly,”
