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Roy: Ron, when I was coming to office, I happened to see that one of your friends is getting intimate with your wife You better rush home and have a look!
Being angry, Ron left the office and rushed home. After a while, he came back with even moe angry.
Ron: ( Slapping Roy hard) That wasn’t my friend at all! Why did you send me home for nothing!!
To cope up with the stress of life, we had to share jokes and laugh!
Mr. Sen was leaving for office.
His wife hugged him from behind and said: You know, our new neighbour is just too good. Everyday when he leaves for office, he used to embrace his wife and ki ss her! And you, so unromantic, you do nothing!
Mr. Sen: Oh God, how can I do these things with her? I don’t even know her also!!
Why did the blonde h
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”.
Why did the blonde k
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Why did the blonde t
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.
Patient( blonde): Doctor, I told my boyfriend a beast!
Doctor: Why?
Blonde: My boyfriend has kissed me.
Doctor: Did he kissed you this way?( showing how)
Blonde: Yes.
Doctor: No, you shouldn’t call him a beast for it!
Blonde: Not only kiss, he did other things too!
Doctor: (showing again) Did he done like this?
Blonde: Yes.
Doctor: You shouldn’t call him a beast for it also.
Blonde: After all this, my boyfriend told he is HIV positive!
Doctor: Beast!!
Roy went to Ron’s house with a new car.
Ron: Where did you manage this car?
Roy: I was standing beside the highway. A blonde came in this car. She told ” You can take anything I have. You can even take away my clothes!”
Ron: What did you do?
Roy: I took the car only!
Ron: You had done the right thing. You would not fit into her dress!!
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, ‘Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test.”Oh, No!’ she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he’d make it easy.’Who was God’s son?’ said Saint Peter.The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said, ‘Andy!”That’s interesting. . . What made you say that?’ said Saint PeterThen She started to sing: ‘Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me. . . ‘
A farmer took the camper off his truck before going to town.
As he was going down the road five Blondes were standing beside the road hitchhiking.
The farmer picked them up, one blonde got in the front and the other four blondes got in the back.
As they were going over the hill the brakes went out on the truck.
The farmer couldn’t stop the truck and they went into the pond at the bottom.
The farmer and the blonde that were up front come up out of the water a minute later.
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