Archive for the ‘Blonde Jokes’ Category

Funny Husband Wife Jokes, Funny Blonde Jokes: Why

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

Share jokes to overcome stress of life!

One fine day, a bride ran away from her house with her husband’s friend. Her family members informed the police who brought her back.

Her husband beat her black and blue!

Her father in law scolded her severely!

But her mother in law told her absolutely nothing!

Guess WHY??

Kiunki sans bhi  kabhi  bahu  thi!!

(Because mother in law was a bride once upon a time!!)

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Funny Dating Jokes,Funny Blonde Jokes: Change

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

Share jokes to combat stress of life!

First day: A boy had taken a blonde to a park!

Second day: The same boy took nother blonde to the park!

Third & fourth day: The same boy took two different girls to the park again!

Moral of the story: Girls change, boys don,t!!

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funny blonde jokes, Insufficient Funds

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

A young blonde college co-ed came running in tears to her father.

“Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!”

“I did? What did I tell you?” said the dad.

“You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble.”

“What are you talking about? That’s one of the largest banks in the state,” he said. “there must be some mistake.”

“I don’t think so,” she sniffed. “They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, ‘Insufficient Funds’.”

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Funny Beggar Jokes, Funny Girlfriend Jokes: 20 Rupees

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

A beggar asking for money from a gentleman: Please give me Rs 20 , God will bless you!

Gentleman: What will you do with the money?

Beggar: Will have coffee.

Gentleman: Cost of coffee is Rs 10.

Beggar: I have my girlfriend with me!

Gentleman: Jesus! even a beggar has a girlfriend!

Beggar: Actually sir, my girlfriend has made me a beggar!!

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Funny Blonde Jokes, Naughty Husband Wife Jokes: Why

Monday, March 8th, 2010

Keep sharing jokes and laughing . Check this one!

Roy: Ron, when I was coming to office, I happened to see that one of your friends is getting intimate with your wife You better rush home and have a look!

Being angry, Ron left the office and rushed home. After a while, he came back with even moe angry.

Ron: ( Slapping Roy hard) That wasn’t my friend at all! Why did you send me home for nothing!!

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Funny Blonde Jokes, Funny Couple Jokes, Naughty Husband Wife Jokes: Neighbour

Monday, March 8th, 2010

To cope up with the stress of life, we had to share jokes and laugh!

Mr. Sen was leaving for office.

His wife hugged him from behind and said: You know, our new neighbour is just too good. Everyday when he leaves for office, he used to embrace his wife and ki ss her! And you, so unromantic, you do nothing!

Mr. Sen: Oh God, how can I do these things with her? I don’t even know her also!!

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funny blonde jokes, funny jokes

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

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Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”.

 
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Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
    
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Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.

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Funny Blonde Jokes, Funny Woman Jokes: Stamp

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

Blonde: ( At a post-office) Do I have to stick the stamp on myself?

Post master: No madam, stick it on the envelope!

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Funny Dating Jokes, Funny Blonde Jokes : Who

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

Stress has increased alarmingly in life. We all need to laugh and for that we need to share jokes. Check this one.

Boyfriend: Well, I think that its time to go for marriage.

Blonde: I fully agree with you my dear. But the problem is who are the people that will marry us!!

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Funny Woman Jokes, Funny Blonde Jokes: I Love You

Saturday, February 20th, 2010

Roy: Oh! I don’t want to persue with that blonde anymore.

Ron: Why?

Roy: She is fully deaf.

Ron How do you know?

Roy: I told her’ I love you’, but she threw her slipper towards me!!

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