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Tips to remember while conducting your duties 
If it rings, put it on hold.
If it clanks, call the repairman.
If it whistles, ignore it.
If it’s a friend, take a break.
If it’s the boss, look busy.
If it talks, take notes.
If it’s handwritten, type it.
If it’s typed, copy it.
If it’s copied, file it.
If it’s a weekend, forget it!
Birthday Surprise
Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn’t feeling too hot that morning. I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday” and probably have a present for me. She didn’t even say “Good Morning”, let alone any “Happy Birthday.” I thought, “Well, that’s wives for you. The children will remember. “The children came down to breakfast and didn’t say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, “Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday.” I felt a little better. Someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, “You know it is such a beautiful day outside and it is your birthday, let’s go to lunch, just you and me.” I said, “By George, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go.
To: All Employees
Dear Staff,
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada sneakers and carrying a Gucci bag we assume that you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
Boss employee relationship always exudes some tension. To get some relief, crack a joke or two. Check this!!
After returning from lunch and being in a lighter mood,
Boss: (to his employees) Guys, today I will tell you some jokes!
After a few jokes, all the employees burst into laughter except one girl.
Boss: (to that girl) What happened? Why are you not laughing like others?
Girl: Tomorrow I am resigning !!
Bosses are some guy whome we have to face everyday. there is a famous saying” Boss is always correct. ” Here I want to dedicate this as an appreciation of that correct man. Read this funny joke on the Boss Day, let’s enjoy!!
A salesman finds that the land he sold has become flooded. He asks his boss: “Should the company refund the client?”
His boss shouts: “Refund? Are you crazy? You go there and sell him boats as soon as possible!”
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