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Funny Christmas Jokes, Hilarious Christmas Reindeer Jokes : Rudolph- The Red Nosed Reindeer

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

Christmas PresentThis is time for another Christmas Which is celebrated with a lot of fun and also enjoyment. Christmas day is specified by Santa Clause, Reindeer, Snowman and also ELF. So I have compiled  a lots of Santa jokes, Reindeer jokes, Snowman Jokes, and ELF jokes for your enjoyment. You may try to share these funny Christmas Jokes to your near and dear one.

Check out this Funny Reindeer Rudolph Jokes, let’s enjoy and have a fun!!

A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. “I think it’s raining,” he said to his wife.

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Funny Christmas Jokes, Hilarious Christmas Day Jokes : Jesus Wasn’t even There

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

Sheila, my little granddaughter came home from Sunday School, and I asked her what they had been studying.

Sheila answered, ‘When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.’

‘Very interesting’, I said, ‘what else did you learn?’

She replied was, ‘Nothing.’
So I asked her, ‘Didn’t you study Jesus?’
Sheila replied, ‘No, he wasn’t even there.’

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Funny Christmas Jokes SMS, Hilarious Christmas Jokes SMS : Spelling Test

Monday, December 7th, 2009

Time again for another Christmas. The Christmas day is specified by a lots of fun and enjoyment. So here I have compiled a lots of funny Christmas jokes, hilarious Christmas day jokes, Santa jokes, elf jokes, Reindeer jokes, and also funny Christmas SMS jokes and Christmas Jokes SMS for your enjoyment. Check this funny one and let’s enjoy…

‘Today we’ll relax a little and play a spelling game before we break up for the Christmas holidays,’ says Mrs Anand, the primary schoolteacher. Each of you will stand up, tell us your name, what your father does, spell what your father does, and then explain it to us. All right, Jack, you can go first.’

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Funny Christmas Jokes SMS, Hilarious Christmas Shopkeeper Customer Jokes SMS : Big Selection

Monday, December 7th, 2009

Time again for another Merry Christmas. What’s better than sharing some funny Christmas jokes? We have collected lots of funny santa clause jokes, funny christmas jokes riddles, funny xmas jokes, funny snowman jokes and funny christmas jokes oneliners. Check out these hilarious christmas jokes sms and text messages and share these among your friends and families.

It was Christmas Eve in at the meat counter and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one.

In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said, ‘Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?’

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Funny Christmas Jokes, Hilarious Judge Convict Christmas Jokes : Christmas Shopping

Monday, December 7th, 2009

Our next festival is christmas, which is comimig soon. Christmas day is celebrated with a lots of fun and enjoyment. So what’s better than sharing some funny christmas jokes and sms to your nearest one? I have colleced some funny christmas jokes for your enjoyment. Let’s enjoy and share these to your dear and near one.

It was just before Christmas and the Judge was in a happy mood. He asked the Convict who was in the dock, ‘What are you charged with?’

The Convict replied, ‘Doing my Christmas shopping too early.’

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Funny Chrismas Jokes, Hilarious Christmas jokes – Santa, Reindeer, Elf jokes

Sunday, December 6th, 2009

Time again for another Merry Christmas. What’s better than sharing some funny Christmas jokes? We have collected lots of funny santa clause jokes, funny christmas jokes riddles, funny xmas jokes, funny snowman jokes and funny christmas jokes oneliners. Check out these hilarious christmas jokes sms and text messages and share these among your friends and families.

Christmas jokes 1

Your Eggnog’s Too Strong

If you see a fat man …
Who’s jolly and cute,
wearing a beard
and a red flannel suit,
and if he is chuckling
and laughing away,
while flying around
in a miniature sleigh
with eight tiny reindeer
to pull him along,
then lets face it…

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Funny Christmas Jokes, Funny Christian Jokes, Hilarious X-mas Day Jokes : Way Of Heaven

Monday, November 30th, 2009

On the Sunday before Christmas Reverend Billy Graham was walking down Highland street on his way to see a parishioner.  However, he wanted to post a parcel urgently so he asked a young boy where he could find the post office.  When the boy had directed him, Reverend Graham thanked him and said, ‘If you’ll come to the Church this evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to heaven.’

The boy replied, ‘I think I’ll give your sermon a miss. If you don’t even know your way to the post office, how will you lead me to heaven?’

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Funny Christmas jokes, funny christian Jokes, Hilarious X-mas Day Jokes : When There Was’t A Santa

Monday, November 30th, 2009

Christmas is a festival of jesus birth, celebrated not only around the christmas faith,but all over the world.  The christmas festival  is the symbol of enjoyment and fun. So if you find some funny jokes for christmas you may check out my collection. I have compiled some funny collection of christmas jokes for your enjoyment. You should send these to your dear and near one on Christmas.

James aged 4, returned from Sunday school with a new perspective on the Christmas story.

He had learned all about the wise men from the east who brought gifts to the baby Jesus.

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Funny Christmas Jokes : Santa

Sunday, November 29th, 2009

Christmas is a festival of jesus birth, celebrated not only around the christmas faith,but all over the world.  The christmas festival  is the symbol of enjoyment and fun. So if you find some funny jokes for christmas you may check out my collection. I have compiled some funny collection of christmas jokes for your enjoyment. You should send these to your dear and near one on Christmas.

‘Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…
How to live in a world that’s politically correct?

His workers no longer would answer to “Elves”,
“Vertically Challenged” they were calling themselves.

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