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Wednesday, March 17th, 2010
Roy: A man fell out of the window in the club last night. Everybody except me laughed!
Ron: But why didn’t you laugh?
Roy: Because I was the man myself!!
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Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010
Teacher: Who is the oldest animal in the world?
Student: Zebra, mam.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Because its all black and white!
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Friday, February 19th, 2010
1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally.
2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
3. Twitch a lot.
4. Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep.
5. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
6. Become a subgenius.
7. Inject his/her twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG.
8. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.
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Wednesday, February 17th, 2010
Teacher: Boys, in this exam, there will be 20 mins alloted for each question. So get started.
A student: That’s alright. But how long will we get for the answers!
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Sunday, February 14th, 2010
Roy: I bought my bike after taking a loan. But I can’t pay my loan. So they took my bike away.
Roy: Really, I wish I had taken a loan for my studies!
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Friday, January 29th, 2010
One night four MBA students were boozing till late night and didn’t study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. Then they went up to the dean and said that they had gone to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. The Dean was a Just person so he said that you can have a retest after three days. After 3 days they said they were ready. On the third day they appeared before the dean. The Dean said that as this was a special condition all four were required to be in separate rooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in last three days.
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Saturday, January 9th, 2010
A college is not only a storehouse of knowledge, but also a source of fun! Check it yourself!
Once in a college, a history teacher and a maths teacher were having a heated talk.
History teacher: Listen, I can send the Mughal Army after you!
Maths teacher: Nothing wil happen. I will put them into bracket and multiply with zero !!
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Saturday, January 2nd, 2010
A cricketer came to an astrologer.
Cricketer: Well, can you tell whether cricket is being played at heaven?
Astrologer: ( After much calculation) Got the answer. But it is both good and bad for you.
Cricketer: Tell me both.
Astrologer: Good news is that cricket is very popular in heaven and is played everyday. But the bad news is that you have to play there from day after tomorrow!
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Friday, January 1st, 2010
Jack: If there is a fight, my father will beat your father.
Jill; Its not that easy! I think your father could not touch a single hair on my father’s head.
Jack: Why? Is he a muscleman?
Jill: Not exactly. He’s totaly bald!!
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Saturday, December 19th, 2009
Friends used to share everything right from heart to jokes. Check this one and share it with your friends!
Joy: I think you need to see the doc immediately!
Raj: I am not feeling well today. So I’ll go tomorrow!
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