Teacher: Who is the oldest animal in the world?
Student: Zebra, mam.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Because its all black and white!
Archive for the ‘College Jokes’ Category
Funny Teacher Student Jokes: Oldest
Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010funny college jokes, 15 ways to annoy your roommate
Friday, February 19th, 2010
1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally.
2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
3. Twitch a lot.
4. Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep.
5. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
6. Become a subgenius.
7. Inject his/her twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG.
8. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.
Funny Teacher Student Jokes: How Long
Wednesday, February 17th, 2010Funny College Jokes, Funny Friends Jokes: Loan
Sunday, February 14th, 2010funny MBA jokes, MBA Students
Friday, January 29th, 2010One night four MBA students were boozing till late night and didn’t study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. Then they went up to the dean and said that they had gone to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. The Dean was a Just person so he said that you can have a retest after three days. After 3 days they said they were ready. On the third day they appeared before the dean. The Dean said that as this was a special condition all four were required to be in separate rooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in last three days.
Funny Jokes, Funny College Jokes: Teacher
Saturday, January 9th, 2010A college is not only a storehouse of knowledge, but also a source of fun! Check it yourself!
Once in a college, a history teacher and a maths teacher were having a heated talk.
History teacher: Listen, I can send the Mughal Army after you!
Maths teacher: Nothing wil happen. I will put them into bracket and multiply with zero !!
Funny Jokes, Funny Cricket Jokes: Cricket
Saturday, January 2nd, 2010A cricketer came to an astrologer.
Cricketer: Well, can you tell whether cricket is being played at heaven?
Astrologer: ( After much calculation) Got the answer. But it is both good and bad for you.
Cricketer: Tell me both.
Astrologer: Good news is that cricket is very popular in heaven and is played everyday. But the bad news is that you have to play there from day after tomorrow!
Funny Kids Jokes, Funny College Jokes: Father
Friday, January 1st, 2010Funny Friends Jokes: Doctor
Saturday, December 19th, 2009Funny Friends Jokes, Funny College Jokes :Haircut
Tuesday, December 15th, 2009College life is a glorious part of our life. Here we have lots of friends, who love to crack jokes mong themselves.
Ram: My uncle hasen’t had a haircut for last 5 years.
Sam: Why?
Ram: He is an actor.
Sam: That’s nothing. My uncle hasen’t had a haircut for lsat 10 years.
Ram: Why? Is he an actor too?
Sam: No, he is bald!!
