Salesman: Sir, if you buy this computer, your workload will be halved.
Customer: Really, that’s good. Give me two computer then!
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It was Christmas Eve in at the meat counter and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one.
In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said, ‘Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?’