Archive for the ‘Dating Jokes’ Category

Funny Dating Jokes, Funny Blonde Jokes : Who

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

Stress has increased alarmingly in life. We all need to laugh and for that we need to share jokes. Check this one.

Boyfriend: Well, I think that its time to go for marriage.

Blonde: I fully agree with you my dear. But the problem is who are the people that will marry us!!

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funny boy girls jokes, funny short boy girl jokes

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

Boy : I love You….
Girl : I don’t..
Boy : think again..
girl : no,i don;t..
boy : waiter get two seprate bills for lunch..
girl : i love you alot..I am saying this..my love ,don;t take little things at heart..

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Naughty Dating Jokes, Funny Couple Jokes : Rich

Friday, December 4th, 2009

In younger age grup , dating is exciting as well as romantic; on the top of it,you may find some humour as well! Check this one.

Boy: Darling, you are my inspiration of life!

Girl: You are my life too!

Boy: I know I am not rich. I don’t have big house and expensive car like my friend Raj. But I can assure you that no one can love you more than me!

Girl: I know, dear. I love you too. But tell me something more about Raj!!

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Naughty Blonde Jokes, Naughty Dating Jokes: Skirt

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

People in love share love and romantic moments, but they have their fun as well. Check this one.

A boy and a girl went to  a movie together. As they are watching the film, a mosquito entered in the skirt of the girl. Can you tell , where did the mosquito bit?  No! don’t allow your naughty thoughts to come. The mosquito bit on the hand of the boy!!!

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Funny Dating Jokes, Funny Blonde Jokes: Thank God

Saturday, November 14th, 2009

Dating is not only about romance and se x but about funand humour also. Check this!

A man is taking his  girlfriend  for  a date in his BMW.

Man: I want to admit something if you don’t mind. I told you one lie. I am a married person.

Blonde: Thank God, I was frightened! I thought you would tell, this car is not yours!!

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Funny Dating Jokes : Love

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

Dating jokes are source of humour and fun. Check this one!

A lover couple have decided to commit suicide.  The boy jumped from a cliff but the girl didn’t.  She shut her eyes and said, ” Love is blind.” At the same time, the boy opened a parachute and  said, ” Real love never dies”!!

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Funny Dating Jokes: Kiss

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

Dating jokes are the sourse of fun always. Check this one and share it with your boy/girl friend!

Girlfriend: I don’t want to keep any relationship with you.I will give you back all the things you gave to me.

Boyfriend: Alright, let us start from kisses!!

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Funny Naughty Jokes, Naughty Lovers Jokes, Funny Couple Jokes, Funny Dating Jokes

Friday, June 5th, 2009

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed.
‘If I do 250 kph, will you take off your clothes?’ he smirked.
‘Yes,’ said his adventurous girlfriend.
And as he gets up to 250, she peeled off all her clothes.
Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.
‘Go and get help!’ he cried.
‘But I can’t! I’m naked and my clothes are gone!’
‘Take my shoe’ he said ‘and cover yourself.’
Holding the shoe over her privates, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, ‘Please help me! My boyfriend’s stuck!’
The proprietor looked at the shoe and fainted!!

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