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Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Funny Christmas Jokes, Reindeer Christmas Jokes
And as the reindeer say before they tell you jokes ….
These jokes will sleigh you!
Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was “elf”-taught!
‘Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can’t tell me why he does that!’
‘Oh, yes I can.’ the elf said.
‘Because tow ‘Eds are better than one, of course!’
How can Santa’s sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!
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