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funny political jokes, Bill Clinton – Similarities

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

Q: What does golf and Monica Lewinsky have in common?
A: They both appeal to old men, and they can both get a hole in
one.

Q: What do Bill Clinton and the toilet have in common?
A: They can both see things they shouldn’t be looking at.

Q: What do the Oval Office and the Yankee Stadium have in common?
A: They both get a lot of action.
Q: What do the Titanic and Bill Clinton have in common?
A: They both went down.

Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with a cow?
A: You can get liquid from either one.

funny goverment jokes, Embarrassing moments

Monday, January 11th, 2010

In her memoirs, Barbara Bush described one of those most embarrassing moments that inevitably occur, even on the most carefully advanced of foreign trips. Along with her husband, then the Vice President, Mrs. Bush was lunching with Emperor Hirohito at Tokyo’s Imperial Palace.

Sitting next to the Emperor, Mrs. Bush found the conversation an uphill task. To all her efforts at verbal engagement, the Emperor would smile and say “Yes” or “No,” with an occasional “Thank You” tossed in for good measure.

Looking around her elegant surroundings, she complimented Hirohito on his official residence.

“Thank you,” he said.

funny Clinton jokes, The Clinton Tragedy

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a “tragedy.”
One little boy stands up and offers, “If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy.”

“No,” Clinton says, “That would be an ACCIDENT.”

A girl raises her hand. “If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved… that would be a tragedy.”

“I’m afraid not,” explains Clinton. “That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS.”

funny Barack Obama late night jokes

Saturday, December 26th, 2009

“That’s pretty amazing, Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize. Ironically, his biggest accomplishment as president so far: winning the Nobel Peace Prize.” –Jay Leno

“The Nobel committee said he won for creating a new climate for international politics. which sounds so much nicer than ‘In your face George Bush you cowboy a**hole.’” –Bill Maher

“President Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. The committee said they gave it gave it to Obama partly for his idealism and commitment to global cooperation, but mostly for calling Kanye West a jackass.” –Conan O’Brien

funny political jokes: Money

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.”

The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said “You cannot do this, I’m a United States Congressman!”

The thief said, “In that case, give me my money!”

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Funny Barack Obama Jokes, Funny Political Jokes, Vote For Obama

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

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Vote for Barack Obama

Q. Why did Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Jimmy didn’t want to be the worst President in history.

Q. Why did Senator Hillary Clinton vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he stole the primary election fair and square.

Q. Why did Jane Fonda vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.

Q. Why did Ho Chi Minh vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.

Q. Why did Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he was running out of George Bush jokes.

Funny Political Jokes, Hilarious Obama Jokes, Barack Obama Jokes: Republican & Democrat

Monday, June 29th, 2009

A woman in a hot-air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

Funny Election Jokes, Hilarious Election Jokes, Jaylalita Jokes

Monday, May 4th, 2009

“Ideas that can change India”
Go vote! Stop paying bribes, kill educational reservation, say no to hereditary politics.
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….If Jayalalita Wins
in the Next Election
and Becomes the
CM again,
What would the
Public say.?

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?
“The Mummy Returns”

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Muskare aap aur hum to fiza badal jae,
Baate kare hum sang sang to mausam badal jaye
Itne dilkash he hum sab ke andaz,
Ki chalenge saath saath to sarkar badal jaye Selengkapnya……

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