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Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest.

He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about.

“Why do you wear your collar backwards?” The old Jewish man asks.

The Priest, being polite, responds “Well, Sir, because I’m a father.”

“I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal.”

“Yes,” the Priest begins, “but I am father of many”

The old Jewish man shakes his head. “I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards.”

Funny Animal Jokes: Brother

Saturday, March 6th, 2010

Roy: Today morning, I saw a washerman was beating his donkey black and blue. I scolded the washerman and after that he had to stop!

Ron: Oh yes, a brother should worry for another!!

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Funny Friends Jokes, Funny Kids Jokes

Saturday, March 6th, 2010

Roy: After my death, I will donate my brain so that it will help the research work of scientists.

Ron: Oh yes, now-a-days  many researches are going on about ‘ vacant space’!

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Roy: I never run away from any responsibilities!

Ron: Its because you are always kicked out much before!

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Funny Friends Jokes, Funny Marriage Jokes

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

Roy: Why were you absent yesterday?

Ron: It was my brother’s wedding day.

Roy: Whom did he mary?

Ron: A nice little girl.

Roy: Oh I know that he married a girl. Will anyone marry a boy?

Ron: Yes, my sister will!!

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Funny Friend Jokes : Language Study

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Check out this really funny friend jokes and share it with your friend.

Two friends are chatting about their french study.

1st Friend : How are your french classes going?

2nd Friend : I’ve learnt a lot in these few days. I caneven say ‘please come here’ in french.

1st Friend : And what if you want to ask someone to go there?

2nd Friend : I’ll first go there and then say him,’please come here’.

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Funny Friends Jokes, Funny Kids Jokes: Sorry

Saturday, January 23rd, 2010

Roy: I feel realy sorry for my maths book.

Ron: Why is that?

Roy: Because it hs so many probems!

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Funny Kids Jokes, Funny Friends Jokes: Mosquito

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

Roy: Oh! a mosquito bit me.

Ron: How I hate these arithmatic insects.

Roy: Arithmatic insects!

Ron: Of course. Don’t they add to your misery, substract fun, divide your attention and multiply in numbers!

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Funny Friends Jokes: Doctor

Saturday, December 19th, 2009

Friends used to share everything right from heart to jokes. Check this one and share it with your friends!

Joy: I think you need to see the doc immediately!

Raj: I am not feeling well today. So I’ll go tomorrow!

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Funny Kids Jokes: History

Friday, December 18th, 2009

Don’t under-estimate the kids. They are much smarter than they look and its may be really a good funny experience to overhear them. Check this one!

Jack: What will happen if the third world war breaks out?

Jill: We ‘ll have a new chapter in our history book!!

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Funny College Jokes, Funny Friends Jokes: AC

Saturday, December 5th, 2009

Friends need a wide collection of jokes to share . We brought varieties of jokes for you so that you can be one step ahead in college and addas.

Jimmy:  Ron, what do you do when you feels hot?

Ron: I seat by the AC.

Jimmy: What if you are not cool still?

Ron: Then I start  the AC !!

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