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Roy: Why do you go outside and keep standing there until I finish my song?
Ron: Just to save my skin. I want the people know that its not me who is singing!!
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Funny Kids Jokes: Song
Wednesday, March 17th, 2010Funny Teacher Student Jokes: English
Wednesday, March 17th, 2010funny fisherman jokes, Pet Lobsters
Friday, March 12th, 2010After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license.
The fisherman says to the warden, “I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets. Everyday I come down to the water and whistle and these lobster jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the day.”
The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license.
Funny Jokes, Funny Tourist Jokes: Made In India
Thursday, March 11th, 2010A Japanese tourist was going to the airport in a taxi. He was talking continuously about Japan. At one point, a Toyota overtook them.
Japanese: Toyota, very fast. Made in Japan.
After some time, a Honda overtook them.
Japanese: Honda, very fast. Also made in Japan.
At last, they reached the airport.
Driver: Rs 300, sir.
Japanese: How is that possible? We have hardly travelled 5 km.
Driver: Meter very fast. Made in India, sir!
Funny Father Son Jokes: World
Thursday, March 11th, 2010funny jokes, hilarious jokes, Father of Many
Tuesday, March 9th, 2010An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest.
He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about.
“Why do you wear your collar backwards?” The old Jewish man asks.
The Priest, being polite, responds “Well, Sir, because I’m a father.”
“I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal.”
“Yes,” the Priest begins, “but I am father of many”
The old Jewish man shakes his head. “I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards.”
hilarious jokes, Guess who sent them!
Monday, March 8th, 2010
A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon. After 2 weeks they came back and finally put away all of the presents they received from friends and family.
Since this was a new home, the process took some time. The silver went into the closet, items were put on the walls for display and some of the most intimate apparels were put in the bedroom drawers.
A week later, they received a mail carrying two tickets for a popular show where tickets were impossible to get. They were very excited and warmed by the gesture of the person who sent this. Inside the envelope, however, was only a piece of paper with a single line, “Guess who sent them.”
funny jokes, It’s a Small World!
Sunday, March 7th, 2010George decides to take his boss Sam to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in front of them moving at a very slow pace.
George offers to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up a bit. He gets about 3/4ths of the way stops and jogs back. His boss asks what the problem is.
George said, “Well one of those women is my wife and the other my mistress.
Funny Question Answer Jokes: Once More
Saturday, March 6th, 2010Question: Do you know my son has many degrees?
Answer: Is he a thermometer!
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Question: Why it is easy to weigh fish?
Answer: Because it has scales!
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Question: Why does the donkey smile when lightning flashed?
Answer: He thought that someone is taking his photograph!
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