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Funny Mother Daughter Jokes:Iron

Saturday, January 2nd, 2010

Jill: Mom, why do you iron our clothes?

Mother: So that there are no wrinkles in those clothes.

Jill: Alright. Then why dosen’t grandma iron her face?

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Funny Mother Daughter Jokes: Cakes

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

Daughters get not only love and affection from their mothers, but there are some lighter moments also. Here is an example.

Mother: Did you eat all the cakes?

Daughter: No, I didn’t touch one.

Mother: Well! there is only one left.

Daughter: That’s the one I didn’t touch!!

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Funny Mother Daughter Jokes : Drawing

Sunday, November 8th, 2009

Mothers and daughters bear an inseperable relationship, yet you may find a hint of fun in their conversation. Check this!

Mother: What are you drawing?

Daughter: Picture of God!

Mother: But nobody had seen God!

Daughter: So what! They will see when I finish!!

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Funny Mother Daughter Jokes: Hide

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

Mother -daughter conversation sometimes carry a lot of fun. Check this one and share it with your friends!

Daughter; My friends will come soon. I have to hide all these things before that>

Mom: Why? Are they thieves?

Daughter: No, but they will recognise their belongings!

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Funny Mother Daughter Jokes: History

Sunday, September 20th, 2009

Daughter: I will fail in history.

Mother: Why?

Daughter: The teacher keeps asking me about the things that happened before I was born!!

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Funny Mother Daughter Jokes: Question Paper

Friday, September 18th, 2009

Mother: How was thw question paper?

Daughter: As usual. White sheet with black prints on it!!

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Funny Mother Daughter Jokes: Swallow

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

Mother: Why did you swallow the money I gave you?

Daughter: You told me it was my lunch money!!

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Funny Mother Daughter Jokes:Falling Down

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

Daughter: A girl fell from her seat on the bus today. Everybody laughed except me.

Mom: Why didn’t you laugh?

Daughter: It was me who fell down!!

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