A mother complained to her doctor about her daughters strange eating habits. “All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?”
Eventually” said the Doctor, “she will rise and shine!”
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Jill: Mom, why do you iron our clothes?
Mother: So that there are no wrinkles in those clothes.
Jill: Alright. Then why dosen’t grandma iron her face?
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Daughters get not only love and affection from their mothers, but there are some lighter moments also. Here is an example.
Mother: Did you eat all the cakes?
Daughter: No, I didn’t touch one.
Mother: Well! there is only one left.
Daughter: That’s the one I didn’t touch!!
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Mothers and daughters bear an inseperable relationship, yet you may find a hint of fun in their conversation. Check this!
Mother: What are you drawing?
Daughter: Picture of God!
Mother: But nobody had seen God!
Daughter: So what! They will see when I finish!!
Mother -daughter conversation sometimes carry a lot of fun. Check this one and share it with your friends!
Daughter; My friends will come soon. I have to hide all these things before that>
Mom: Why? Are they thieves?
Daughter: No, but they will recognise their belongings!
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Daughter: I will fail in history.
Mother: Why?
Daughter: The teacher keeps asking me about the things that happened before I was born!!
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Mother: How was thw question paper?
Daughter: As usual. White sheet with black prints on it!!
Mother: Why did you swallow the money I gave you?
Daughter: You told me it was my lunch money!!
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Daughter: A girl fell from her seat on the bus today. Everybody laughed except me.
Mom: Why didn’t you laugh?
Daughter: It was me who fell down!!