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Thursday, March 18th, 2010

A mother complained to her doctor about her daughters strange eating habits.
“All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?”

Eventually” said the Doctor, “she will rise and shine!”

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Funny Mother Daughter Jokes:Iron

Saturday, January 2nd, 2010

Jill: Mom, why do you iron our clothes?

Mother: So that there are no wrinkles in those clothes.

Jill: Alright. Then why dosen’t grandma iron her face?

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Funny Mother Daughter Jokes: Cakes

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

Daughters get not only love and affection from their mothers, but there are some lighter moments also. Here is an example.

Mother: Did you eat all the cakes?

Daughter: No, I didn’t touch one.

Mother: Well! there is only one left.

Daughter: That’s the one I didn’t touch!!

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Funny Mother Daughter Jokes : Drawing

Sunday, November 8th, 2009

Mothers and daughters bear an inseperable relationship, yet you may find a hint of fun in their conversation. Check this!

Mother: What are you drawing?

Daughter: Picture of God!

Mother: But nobody had seen God!

Daughter: So what! They will see when I finish!!

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Funny Mother Daughter Jokes: Hide

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

Mother -daughter conversation sometimes carry a lot of fun. Check this one and share it with your friends!

Daughter; My friends will come soon. I have to hide all these things before that>

Mom: Why? Are they thieves?

Daughter: No, but they will recognise their belongings!

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Funny Mother Daughter Jokes: History

Sunday, September 20th, 2009

Daughter: I will fail in history.

Mother: Why?

Daughter: The teacher keeps asking me about the things that happened before I was born!!

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Funny Mother Daughter Jokes: Question Paper

Friday, September 18th, 2009

Mother: How was thw question paper?

Daughter: As usual. White sheet with black prints on it!!

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Funny Mother Daughter Jokes: Swallow

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

Mother: Why did you swallow the money I gave you?

Daughter: You told me it was my lunch money!!

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Funny Mother Daughter Jokes:Falling Down

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

Daughter: A girl fell from her seat on the bus today. Everybody laughed except me.

Mom: Why didn’t you laugh?

Daughter: It was me who fell down!!

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