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Santa took his wife and son into to the big city shopping one saturday. As they approached town, they were astonished by the sky scrapers.
Santa never having been to the big city himself decided to let the wife out at the local mall while he and the son did some sight- seeing.
They entered a large building with an enormous lobby. The son noticed this door on the wall and ask Santa what it was for?
Having snuck out with a very cute young woman that he met at a party, Banta, exhausted from hours of hot sex, woke up at her apartment at 3 A.M.
“Oh God!” Banta thought, “Jeeto’s gonna kill me!”
Trying to figure out how he would explain this to Jeeto without getting whacked with a frying pan, inspiration struck first.
Banta dashed out to the nearest pay phone, dialed his home number quickly, and breathlessly said, “Jeeto, Jeeto! Don’t pay the ransom!!! I escaped!!!”
Once Banta asked Santa, “What is the secret behind your happy married life?”
Santa said, “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.”
Banta asked, “Can you explain?”
Santa said, “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other’s decisions.”
Santa, a furniture dealer decided that he wanted to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.
After arriving in Paris (this being his first trip ever to the French capital), he met with some manufacturers and finally selected a new range of furniture that he thought would sell well back home in India.
To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a pub and have a glass of wine. As he sat down enjoying his wine, soon enough, a very beautiful attractive young lady came to his table, asked him something in French (which he did not understand), and motioned toward the chair.
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house.
He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there.
A farmer replied, “Banta’s mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died.”
“Well,” replied the man, “she must have had a lot of friends.”
“Nope,” said the farmer, “we all just want to buy his mule.”
Race to the Sun:
Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, “What’s the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun.”
“But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we’ll melt.”
And the first answered, “So what, we’ll go at night.”
Delivered:
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing.
There were two Sardarjis Bantya and Santya as bombers. They
had to place a time bomb in order to explode a building. So
they were going on their destination in a car. On their way
Bantya asked Santya, “Santya what will happen if the time
bomb explodes in this car itself.” Santya replied
“Don’t worry, I have a spare one!!!!!
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