Did you here about the girl I save from being raped in the Ames
parking lot?
You know how I did it?
I stopped following her.
Archive for the ‘Funny Short Jokes’ Category
funny jokes, funny short jokes, I’m Someone’s Hero
Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010funny very short jokes, 3 Short Jokes
Saturday, February 27th, 2010
Why did the dumb blonde bring Rogaine to the woods?
Because she heard there were bald eagles there.
Why did the dumb blonde bring rogaine in her canoe?
In case the rows fell out of the boat
If Abe Lincoln were alive today, what do you think he would say?
I’m like 200 years old, why the hell am I Alive??
funny dance jokes, funny stupid dance jokes
Saturday, February 13th, 2010Funny Short Jokes, Funny Jokes One Liner
Tuesday, February 9th, 2010funny lines, funny jokes, Remarkable Philosophy
Tuesday, February 9th, 2010Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
funny comuter jokes, funny computer language jokes, Java Interview
Sunday, January 31st, 2010Java Interview attended by our Banta:
Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.
Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow?
A. Send it through courier.
Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.
Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Sorry, Non living things can’t communicate.
Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.
funny jokes, hilarious short jokes, Keeping Secrets
Friday, January 29th, 2010funny Santa Banta jokes, Banta’s Mule
Wednesday, January 27th, 2010
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house.
He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there.
A farmer replied, “Banta’s mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died.”
“Well,” replied the man, “she must have had a lot of friends.”
“Nope,” said the farmer, “we all just want to buy his mule.”
funny gay jokes, funny short husband wife jokes
Tuesday, January 26th, 2010A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns but he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
