Man : Someone stole my credit card.
Friend : Have you reported it to the police?
Man : No, I don’t want to.
Friend : Why?
Man : That’s because whoever stole it is spending much less money than my wife does.
Archive for the ‘Funny Sms Jokes’ Category
Funny SMS Jokes, Funny Clean SMS Jokes : Credit card
Thursday, February 18th, 2010Funny Teacher Student Jokes: Object
Saturday, February 6th, 2010funny jokes, funny stupid jokes, funny one lioner, funny stupid responses.
Friday, January 29th, 2010Did you take a bath?” –> “Why, Is there one missing?”
“Are you chewing gum?” –>”No, I’m John Smith.”
“I want to buy a dress to put on around the house.”–>”Yes, Madam. How large is your house?”
“What are you going to be when you graduate?”–>”An old man”
“I spent three years in college taking medicine.”–>”Are you well now?”
Do you say a prayer before you eat?”–>”No, we don’t have to. My mother is a good cook.”
“I’ve got a surprise for you, honey. I brought a friend home for Dinner.”–>”Who wants to eat friends?”
Funny Mother Son Jokes: Ice Cream
Monday, January 25th, 2010Funny Stupid Jokes, Funny Kids Jokes: One Two ……
Saturday, January 23rd, 2010hilarious stupid jokes, In Order Of Stupidity…
Friday, January 22nd, 2010In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that’s the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos — You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap — “Directions: Use like regular soap.” (and that would be how???…..)
On some Swanson frozen dinners — “Serving suggestion: Defrost.” (but, it’s “just” a suggestion).
funny kids music jokes, funny kids jokes: music
Saturday, January 9th, 2010Here is the list of musical jokes, puns, and riddles for children and kids:
Q: Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
A: “They kept saying ‘Bach, Bach!’”
Q: Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music?
A: Because she broke the record!
Q: What type of music are balloons scared of?
A: Pop music!
Q: What makes music on your head?
A: A head band!
Q: What part of the turkey is musical?
A: The drumstick!
Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can’t tuna fish!
Funny SMS Jokes, Funny Insurance SMS Jokes, Hilarious Life Insurance SMS Jokes : Motor Cycle
Sunday, November 22nd, 2009Although Life insurance business is a serious subject to discuss, but you also find something funny about it. Here I have compiled some hilarious insurance jokes collection for you. you can send these jokes to your dear and near one for their refreshment
. Check this one and enjoy!!
A young man walked into an insurance office to purchase coverage for his new motorcycle. Only one question confused him. “Do you have a lien holder on the vehicle?”
“I’ve got a kickstand,” the prospect replied. “Is that the same thing?”
Funny SMS Jokes, Funny Insurance SMS Jokes, Hilarious Life Insurance SMS Jokes : Mutual Fund
Sunday, November 22nd, 2009Although Life insurance business is a serious subject to discuss, but you also find something funny about it. Here I have compiled some hilarious insurance jokes collection for you. you can send these jokes to your dear and near one for their entertainment. Check this and enjoy!!
Two women are playing golf when one of them ask the other, “Do you and your husband have mutual climax?”
The other woman replies, “No, I think we have State Farm.”
Funny SMS Jokes, Funny Short Jokes : Peanuts, Horse, Snowman And Magician
Thursday, October 29th, 2009Jokes are something that may bring smiles to one’s face. Short jokes may be of small size but they are equally effective to create fun as their larger counter parts. Here are some funny collection of short jokes sms for your entertainment. Let’s enjoy and have a fun!!
1. Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
2. A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
“Hey buddy, Why the Long Face”
3. Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : “Funny, I smell carrots too”.
