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Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

“[An example: People want to be remembered for great things, such as contributing to humanity, he says. Not him.] I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, … I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he’s 50.” – dane cook ice cream cone

“Start each day out the holy way..with Christ Chex, it’s a miracle in a bowl. Just open the box and you hear AHHHHH….and then a lil’ angel flies out and says ‘good morning, life is beautiful!’” – dane cook quotes christ chex

Funny SMS, Funny SMS About Success : Success Is Like Tip of A Tail

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

Success is like tip of the tail!!

If cats run to catch the tail, it has to keep running forever.

But if it walks in its own style, tail follows!!

Live life with ur own rules…..

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Funny SMS, Funny SMS About Life : Gives U The Best

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

Life gives answer in 3 ways…

It says Yes & gives u what u want,

It says no & gives u something better,

It says wait & gives u the Best!

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Funny Diwali SMS, Diwali Greetings, Diwali Messages : Festive Fun

Monday, August 24th, 2009

Diwali is indian festival widely celebrated by hindus in India. Diwali party and parites are arranged by the hindu youths where they do diwali dance, exchange diwali gifts, and diwali greeting cards. With the modern trend some youngster have replaced diwali cards with diwali sms greetings / diwali SMS, Happy Diwali SMS, Diwali messages, Diwali wishes sms messages, Diwali greetings sms messages and diwali sms wishes .Diwali festival is also called Deepawali festival.Happy Diwali.

For this, is a special time when family
And friends get together,for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!
“Happy Deepavali”

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Naughty SMS, Funny SMS : It’s The Things That Satisfies Ur Mind

Monday, August 10th, 2009

It’s the things that satisfies your mind

It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

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Naughty SMS, Funny SMS, Naughty Puzzles : What’s An 6 Inch long

Monday, August 10th, 2009

What’s an average 6 inch long

What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive

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Very Funny SMS Jokes : Difference Between Secretary And Private Secretary

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

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Very Funny SMS : Devil Made A Mother-In-Law

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

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Sardar Jokes, Sheikh Jokes, Funny Sardar SMS, Sheikh SMS

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

Ik sheikh doctor ky pass gya or bola
Kh ghar ja kr mareez check karny ky kitny paisy lo gy?
Doctor:300 Rupees
Sheikh: Chlain doctor sahb.
Ghar pounchy to docor ny pocha kh mareez kahan hy?
Sheikh: mareez koi ni hy,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha

Sardar: main ny khat likha tha kh mari shadi pr zaroor ana, tum q nahi aye?

2nd Sardar: Mujhe khat mila he ni

1st Sardar: main ny likha tha kh khat mily ya na mily tum zaroor aana.

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Lovely SMS, Lovely Bengali SMS, Friendship SMS, Lovely Bengali Poem

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

Sukher sriti rekho mone,

Mishe thekho apon jone,

Maan aviman sokol vule,

Khusir pradip rekho jele,

Hajaar surjo tomar chokhe,

Bondhu tumi thekho sukhe…..

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