Archive for the ‘Halloween Jokes’ Category

Funny Halloween Jokes, Funny Halloween Prank : Background Music

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

Next festival is Halloween Day,celebrated on 31st October. It has roots in the cetlic festival of Samhain & christian holy day of All Saints’ Day, and associated with ghost, dracula, scary activities,evil spirits and death.

Here we write some different funny scary jokes and pranks for your refreshment. So you enjoy this Halloween festival and have  a fun!!

A daring vacationer in Vienna is walking through a graveyard on Halloween when all of a sudden she hears music. No one is around, so she starts looking to see where it’s coming from.

Very Funny Halloween SMS Jokes, Funny Halloween Humor : Vampires

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

Next festival is Halloween Day,celebrated on 31st October. It has roots in the cetlic festival of Samhain & christian holy day of All Saints’ Day, and associated with ghost, dracula, scary activities,evil spirits and death.

Here we write some different funny scary jokes and pranks for your refreshment. So you enjoy this Halloween festival and have  a fun!!

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite!!!

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite!!!

Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!!!

Funny Halloween Jokes, Halloween Humor : Mummy

Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

Next festival is Halloween Day,celebrated on 31st October. It has roots in the cetlic festival of Samhain & christian holy day of All Saints’ Day, and associated with ghost, dracula, scary activities,evil spirits and death.

Here we write some different funny scary jokes and pranks for your refreshment. So you enjoy this Halloween festival and have  a fun!!

Q. What is a Mummie’s favorite type of music? A. Wrap!!!!!

Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

Q. What’s a monster’s favorite bean? A. A human bean.