Archive for the ‘kids jokes’ Category

« Older Entries

Funny Kids Jokes: Song

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

Share this jokes with your friends.

Roy: Why do you go outside and keep standing there until I finish my song?

Ron: Just to save my skin. I want the people know that its not me who is singing!!

VN:F [1.8.3_1051]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.8.3_1051]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
Permanent link to this post (52 words, estimated 12 secs reading time)

Tags: ,
Posted in Clean jokes, Funny Jokes Sms, kids jokes | No Comments »

Funny Animal Jokes: Brother

Saturday, March 6th, 2010

Roy: Today morning, I saw a washerman was beating his donkey black and blue. I scolded the washerman and after that he had to stop!

Ron: Oh yes, a brother should worry for another!!

VN:F [1.8.3_1051]
Rating: 6.0/10 (1 vote cast)
VN:F [1.8.3_1051]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
Permanent link to this post (47 words, estimated 11 secs reading time)

Tags: ,
Posted in Animal Jokes, Funny Friends Jokes, kids jokes | No Comments »

Funny Friends Jokes, Funny Kids Jokes

Saturday, March 6th, 2010

Roy: After my death, I will donate my brain so that it will help the research work of scientists.

Ron: Oh yes, now-a-days  many researches are going on about ‘ vacant space’!

******************************************************************************************************

Roy: I never run away from any responsibilities!

Ron: Its because you are always kicked out much before!

****************************************************************************************************

VN:F [1.8.3_1051]
Rating: 6.0/10 (1 vote cast)
VN:F [1.8.3_1051]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
Permanent link to this post (65 words, estimated 16 secs reading time)

Tags: ,
Posted in Clean jokes, Funny Friends Jokes, kids jokes | No Comments »

Funny Teacher Student Jokes: Blood

Saturday, March 6th, 2010

Teacher: I don’t think you have a future in singing.

Student: But music is in my blood, sir!

Teacher: Then you must be anemic!

VN:F [1.8.3_1051]
Rating: 6.0/10 (1 vote cast)
VN:F [1.8.3_1051]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
Permanent link to this post (37 words, estimated 9 secs reading time)

Tags:
Posted in Teacher Student Jokes, kids jokes | No Comments »

Funny Kids Jokes, Naughty Jokes: Prayer

Saturday, February 27th, 2010

Roy( praying): Oh God, please make Kolkata the capital of India!

Ron: Why are you praying such a peculiar thing?

Roy: Because,  in the exam I have written that Kolkata is the capital of India!

VN:F [1.8.3_1051]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.8.3_1051]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
Permanent link to this post (48 words, estimated 12 secs reading time)

Tags: ,
Posted in Funny Jokes Sms, Funny Naughty Jokes, kids jokes | No Comments »

Funny Mother Son Jokes: Door

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

A kid was planning to go out and play.

Mom: Come back, and study. The exam is knocking at the door.

Son: No problem, don’t just open the door!

VN:F [1.8.3_1051]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.8.3_1051]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
Permanent link to this post (42 words, estimated 10 secs reading time)

Tags:
Posted in Mother Son Jokes, kids jokes | No Comments »

Funny Father Son Jokes, Funny Kids Jokes: Pick Up

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

Father: Why didn’t you pick up your sister when she fell down on the road?

Son: Because mother has told us that we should not pick anything up from the road!

VN:F [1.8.3_1051]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.8.3_1051]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
Permanent link to this post (44 words, estimated 11 secs reading time)

Tags: ,
Posted in Funny father Son Jokes, kids jokes | No Comments »

Funny Kids Jokes: Test

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

Jack: ( to a girl at a clinic) Why are you crying?

Jill: I came here for a blood test and they took my blood.

Jack: Oh my God! I have come here for my eye test!

VN:F [1.8.3_1051]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.8.3_1051]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
Permanent link to this post (50 words, estimated 12 secs reading time)

Tags:
Posted in Clean jokes, Funny Jokes, kids jokes | No Comments »

Funny Kids Jokes : Wish

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

Jimmy : I wish I had been born 1000 years ago.

John : Why is that?

Jimmy: Just think of all the history that I wouldn’t have had to learn!!

VN:F [1.8.3_1051]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.8.3_1051]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
Permanent link to this post (43 words, estimated 10 secs reading time)

Tags:
Posted in kids jokes | No Comments »

Funny Animal Jokes, Funny Kid Jokes: Bite

Saturday, February 6th, 2010

Roy: Would you like to play with my new dog?

Ron: Does it bite?

Roy: That’s what I want to find out!

VN:F [1.8.3_1051]
Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
VN:F [1.8.3_1051]
Rating: 0 (from 0 votes)
Permanent link to this post (35 words, estimated 8 secs reading time)

Tags: ,
Posted in Animal Jokes, Friendship SMS, kids jokes | No Comments »

« Older Entries