Funny Jokes SMS

If u drop me i ill break

If u drop me i ill break
if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry,
if u don’t call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry
but
if u leave me i ill die.

Love Is Something….

Love is something beautiful,a desire,
A feeling that one would like to catch.
Love is the feeling that makes you feel alive.
Love is something that may never go away!

A cute Love Story:
GIRL:M i Pretty?
BOY:NO.
Girl:Do U wana Liv wd me?
BOY:NO.
Girl:if I leav U thn wil u cry?
Boy:NO.
Grl got Hurt n startd 2 cry.
Boy hold her Tight n said:
U r nt Prety bt BEAUTIFUL.
I dnt wnt 2 liv wd U bt LIVE 4 U.
Whn u leav me i wl nt cry BT DIE.

Half of our life to find true love

It takes half of our life to find true love,
And half to keep them.

I am lucky to spend less than half in finding U
And the rest of my life to be spent in keeping U in my heart.

U r unique
u r caring &
u r da best.
& I am da luckiest 2
Hve u in my life!
MY SWEET HEART!

If u think i miss u all the time u r wrong i miss u only when i think about u but Damm it i think u all the time i miss u sweetheart

Measured By Miles
U r Far 4rm Me,
Measured By Thoughts
U r Closer 2 Me,
Measurd By Closd Eyes
U r Wid Me,
&
Measurd By Heart

Ur in Me….

My love was so true.

You know that I will never forget You.

But now my heart is crushed and broken in two.

I should have never fallen in love with you.

Life ends when you stop dreaming
Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love…Makes Life Beautiful
I can’t find a reason why Life Introduced Me to You.But that’s not the que. Que is: How life knew that I needed a lovely one like u?

God’s Gift :
I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love..

Scary Love :

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!