A couple used to share everything from love to jokes. Check this one!
Husband (Slapping his wife hard): A man beats him/her, whom he loves most!
Wife( Slapping her husband harder): Do you think I don’t love you!
Roy went to Ron’s house with a new car.
Ron: Where did you manage this car?
Roy: I was standing beside the highway. A blonde came in this car. She told ” You can take anything I have. You can even take away my clothes!”
Ron: What did you do?
Roy: I took the car only!
Ron: You had done the right thing. You would not fit into her dress!!
NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE: Why r u DANCING?
SARDAR: Next is URINE TEST!!
Sardar sent a SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Boy and girl of class two asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see, I told you not to worry!!!!”.
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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