Archive for the ‘Naughty SMS Jokes’ Category

Funny Couple Jokes, Naughty Husband Wife Jokes: Slapping

Saturday, February 20th, 2010

A couple used to share everything from love to jokes. Check this one!

Husband (Slapping his wife hard): A man beats him/her, whom he loves most!

Wife( Slapping her husband harder): Do you think I don’t love you!

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Funny Office Jokes: Son

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

First Man: I have three sons. Two of them are engineer. But the third one haden’t studied at all. So he is a begger.

Second Man: Why don’t you throw him out of your house?

First Man: What are you saying? He is my only son who earns good!

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Funny Blonde Jokes, Naughty Sms Jokes: Anything

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

Roy went to Ron’s house with a new car.

Ron: Where did you manage this car?

Roy: I was standing beside the highway. A blonde came in this car. She told ” You can take anything I have. You can even take away my clothes!”

Ron: What did you do?

Roy: I took the car only!

Ron: You had done the right thing. You would not fit into her dress!!

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Naughty SMS Jokes, Naughty Sardar SMS Jokes : Urine Test

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE: Why r u DANCING?
SARDAR: Next is URINE TEST!!

Sardar sent a SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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Naughty SMS Jokes, Naughty Teacher Student SMS Jokes : Open Ur…..

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

Boy and girl of class two asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see, I told you not to worry!!!!”.

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

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