Teacher: I don’t think you have a future in singing.
Student: But music is in my blood, sir!
Teacher: Then you must be anemic!
Archive for the ‘Teacher Student Jokes’ Category
Funny Teacher Student Jokes: Blood
Saturday, March 6th, 2010Funny Teacher Student Jokes: Oldest
Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010Funny Teacher Student Jokes: Debt
Saturday, February 27th, 2010funny teacher jokes, Can You See It?
Thursday, February 25th, 2010
Well one day this teacher was trying to explain evolution to her
kindergarten class. She uses a little boy named Tommy to help
her. This is what happened that day.
Teacher: Tommy can you go outside and look at the tree?
Tommy: Ok
(Tommy goes outside looks at the tree and comes back in)
Teacher: Did you see the tree?
Tommy: Yep.
Teacher: Ok, now I want you to go outside and look at the grass.
(Tommy goes outside looks at the grass and comes back in.)
Teacher: Tommy, did you see the grass?
Tommy: Yes.
Funny Teacher Student Jokes: How Long
Wednesday, February 17th, 2010Funny Teacher Student Jokes: Animals
Sunday, February 14th, 2010Funny Teacher Student Jokes: Object
Saturday, February 6th, 2010funny Pappu jokes, funny jokes
Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”?
PAPPU : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER : No, that’s wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE?”
PAPPU : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”
TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
PAPPU : “Because George still had the axe in his hand?”
