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		<title>Funny Animal Jokes, Funny Kid Jokes: Bite</title>
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Roy: Would you like to play with my new dog?
Ron: Does it bite?
Roy: That&#8217;s what I want to find out!
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		<title>Funny Father Son Jokes: Office</title>
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Son: ( After returning from school) Oh! I had a tough day in office today.
Father: Office?
Son: Yes, in the principal&#8217;s office!
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		<title>Funny Teacher Student Jokes: Object</title>
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Teacher: Make a sentence with object.
Student: You are really handsome , sir!
Teacher: Well thanks for the complimemt. But what&#8217;s the object here?
Student: A good grade!
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		<title>Valentine&#8217;s Day Sweet SMS, Love SMS, Sweet Love SMS And Text Messages :  A Cute Love Strory</title>
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A cute Love Story:
GIRL:M i Pretty?
BOY:NO.
Girl:Do U wana Liv wd me?
BOY:NO.
Girl:if I leav U thn wil u cry?
Boy:NO.
Grl got Hurt n startd 2 cry.
Boy hold her Tight n said:
U r nt Prety bt BEAUTIFUL.
I dnt wnt 2 liv wd U bt LIVE 4 U.
Whn u leav me i wl nt cry BT DIE.
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		<title>Valentine&#8217;s Day Lovely SMS, Lovely Love SMS : True Love</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 08:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
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Half of our life to find true love
It takes half of our life to find true love,
And half to keep them.
I am lucky to spend less than half in finding U
And the rest of my life to be spent in keeping U in my heart.
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		<title>Valentine&#8217;s Day SMS, Love SMS, Love SMS And Text Messages : Sweet Heart</title>
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U r unique
u r caring &#38;
u r da best.
&#38; I am da luckiest 2
Hve u in my life!
MY SWEET HEART!
If u think i miss u all the time u r wrong i miss u only when i think about u but Damm it i think u all the time i miss u sweetheart
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		<title>Valentine&#8217;s Day Love SMS, Love SMS, Love SMS And Text Messages : Love Mearsurement</title>
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Measured By Miles
U r Far 4rm Me,
Measured By Thoughts
U r Closer 2 Me,
Measurd By Closd Eyes
U r Wid Me,
&#38;
Measurd By Heart
Ur in Me&#8230;.
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		<title>funny bar jokes, funny jokes, Any Three Words</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 09:46:32 +0000</pubDate>
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A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her.
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		<title>funny science jokes, funny jokes, Pascal is Out</title>
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All the scientists die and go to heaven&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; They decide to play hide-n-seek&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.. He is supposed to count up to 100&#8230;and then start searching&#8230;..Everyone starts hiding except Newton &#8230;&#8230;&#8230; Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..
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		<title>funny animal jokes, funny bird jokes, Smart parrot</title>
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A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, &#8220;Hey lady, You are really ugly,&#8221;
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