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Blonde Passwords
Ever wonder how blondes remember their Passwords?
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy
When asked why such a big password, she said, "It had to be at least 8 characters long.
Very Puzzling
A blonde girl decides to do a puzzle so she grabs the puzzle and pours out all the
pieces and tries to put it together....
After a while of trying she gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend...
Her boyfriend says: Honey whats wrong
The Blonde says: Im trying to put this puzzle together but I can't do it.
Her boyfriend says: Well look at the picture in the front and tell me what it looks like.
The blonde says: Okay... well the background is blue and there is a tiger on it.
Her boyfriend says: Honey... put the cornflakes back in the box.
Comfortable
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock.
They only have $600 left. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'
The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, 'It's just 99 cents a word.' Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'
The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'
The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it very slowly ...
com-for-da-bull.'
helicopter lesson
One day a blonde gets free helicopter lesson. So she drives to the place and asks the instructor if she can have the lessons.
The instructor teaches her the controls and tells her: "Call me on this radio every 2000 feet".
So she goes in the helicopter and takes off. At 2000 she called him. At 4000 feet she calls him. At 6000 feet she calls him. But, at 8000 feet she does not call him.
He was wander what was going on when he heard a CRASH from behind him. The instructor ran over to the crashed helicopter and asked the blonde what happened.
She replied: "It got really cold, so i turned off the big fan".
Blonde Football
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all
the big muscles,
but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25
cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the
game,
all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm
like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!
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