Short Jokes SMS
Jokes are something that may bring smiles to one's face. Short jokes may be of small size but they are equally effective to create fun as their larger counter parts. Here are some funny collection of short jokes sms for your entertainment. Let's enjoy and have a fun!!
Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Get a new car for your spouse; it'll be a great trade!
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
Born Free........Taxed to Death
Am I getting smart with you? ....How would you know?
ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor : "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man : "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor : "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man : "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor : "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you sick?" he asked.
"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
