Blonde SMS Jokes
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The blonde decides to do that....
The blonde decides to do that. The next day the other horse had his tail stuck to a barbed-wire fence. The blonde has to cut that one off too. She goes back to her neighbor for some advice. The neighbor tells her to go cut off part of one of the horses left ear.
A blonde gets two horses from ...
A blonde gets two horses from the ranch, but she cant tell them apart. She goes to her neighbor for some advice. The neighbor tells her to go cut off part of the tail of one of the horses.
Q: Why do blondes love lightni...
Q: Why do blondes love lightning?A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo.
Q: What did the blond do when ...
Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle?
A: You shine a torchlight in her ear.
Q: Did you hear about the blond Bear?
A: Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck.
Q: How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?
A: E-I-E-I-O.
What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? Her IQ goes up.
What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? There have been sightings of
What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at you? Pull the ring and throw it back!
Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?
A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.
Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde having her period and
a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A: She kept having affairs with men!
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
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