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santa bike se ja raha tha,
ladki ko dekh karachanak gir gaya
ladki oh my god lagi toh nahi?
santa-o nai soniye hum toh aise hi bike se utarte hai
A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
Hijde shaadi me badhai dene gaye!
Hijda 1- Hay hay! Main to 1100 loongi!
Hijda 2- Main 2100 loongi!
Santa- Arre 2310 lo! Usme FM bhi hai!!! ;-)
Wife:Tum muje kitna Pyar karte ho?Hus:Shahjahan
jitna.Wife:Mere marne k bad Taj banaoge Hus:Maine to Plot
le liya hai,Der to tum kar rahi ho.
Santa pravachan sun ne gaya, ghar aaker biwi ko god me utha liya, biwi boli kya baat hai pravachan me romantic karne ko bola hai.santa bol nhi pagli bola hai ki apne dukho ka bhaar khud uthao...
1 pagal khane me pagal nach rahe the...
1 pagal khamosh baitha tha
dr ne pucha tum q khamosh baithe ho
pagal ne kaha-bewkuf me dulha hun!!!
How to develop positive thinking?Watch F-TV.Bcoz u always think "Arey yaar ok theek hai,yah nahi to agli model ke kapde me se kuch dikhega"
Santa na ek raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha- Aapne pehchana mujhko?
Ladki- Nahi..
Santa- Mai wahi hoon jise aapne parson bhi nahi pehchaana tha!!
Biwi Husband Se, Yeh Apki Shirt Par Lipstick Ka Nishan Kaha Se Aaya?
Husband: Men Khud Pareshan Hoon Mene To Us Waqt Shirt Utari Hui Thi
Teacher: Dhritrashtra Ke 100 putra the aur Pandu Ke sirf 5, aisa kyu?
Student: Madam, kyu ki Jinki aankhe hoti hai, unhe aur bhi kaam hote hai.
BHIKARI: KUCH KHAANE KO DO BABA...
AADMI : TAMATAR KHAO.
BHIKARI: ROTI DE DO BABA...
AADMI : TAMATAR KHAO.
BHIKARI: TO CHALO TAMATAR HI DE DO.
AADMI KI PADOSI BOLTI HAI: YEH TOTLE HAIN. KEH RAHE HAIN "KAMAKAR KHAO".
patient asks doctor: yeh foolon ki mala kis liye? doc. agar operation successful hua toh mere liye nahin toh tumhare liye!!
Pandit:- maut ke waqt aadmi ke muh me kya dalna chahiye???
Santa:-BIRLA CEMENT
Pandit:-kyun?
Santa:- Is cement main JAAN HAI...!!!
Santa Meets His Friend Banta After A Long Tym Santa: A and B, A and B, A and B, A and B, A and B Banta: Oye Is Ka Matlab ... ??? Santa : Kuch Nahi Yaar , I Meant Long Tym No C ...
nurse-mubarak ho aapke ghar beta paida huwa hai
santa- wah g wah kya technology hai BV meri hospital me hai aur baccha ghar paida huwa hai.
Kabadewala: Bahanji, Ghar Me Bekaar Ka Faltu Saman Ho To De Dijiye. Mahila: Tum Galat Samay Par Aaye Ho Wo Abhi Bahar Gaye Hain.
Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai. Aap kabhi use puchhte nahi?
Santa: Haan, puchhta hoon, par mujhe kabhi deta hi nahi.
gango ki race main ek gangge ne mari bazi.. par inam lene se inkar kar diya.. puchne pe bola ye bhi koi khel hai jahann gango ka inam kangi aur tel hai...
The doctor told Santa that if he ran 8 kms a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Santa called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. Doc: What’s the problem? Santa: I am 2400kms away from home.
Santa’s donkey was missing. Santa was praying and thanking God. Banta saw him and asked, “Your donkey is missing; Why are you thanking God?” Santa: I am thanking Him because I wasn’t riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would also have been missing.
A 60 year old bachelor advertizes his zaroorat-e-rishta in newspaper. After a month, he gets a letter saying, "Miyan! Is umar mein farishtey aatey hain, rishtey nahin."
santa comleated his MBBS &did his 1st operation soon after finishing the patient dead
he prayed: Bhagavan mera pehla "Gift" swikar karo.
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