Indian SMS Jokes, Desi Sms Jokes,
Sardar Sms Jokes
Serdar: Oii Mayray Shaympoo Ke saath Freeee Gift Dou Shop keeper! Gee Iss kay saath Koee Gift Nhee Hei Serdar: Shaympoo Pay Likhaa Hai DANDRUFFF
FREEEEE..
Duniya Main Aik Waqt Aisa Aye Ga, Jab Saari Duniya Par Serdaro Ki Hakumat Hogi… : : : Kyun Ke Baqi Insan Taraqqi Kar Ke Chand Par Ja Chuke
Honge.
Girl:Amma fauji aa raha hai. Amma: Andar aja in logo ki niyat achchi nahi hoti. Girl:amma fauji sardar hai. Amma:phir to bakri ko bhi andar le
aa.
Eik Sardar Ne Najomi Se Pocha: "Kya Main Agly Janam Mn Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon? Najoomi Ne Jawab Diya, "Aik Hi Facility Baar Baar Nhi Mil Skti
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine". Sardar thinks "how poetic" Sardar says, "Pass the custard you bastard".
Sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di? sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate
hain.
Ek sardar doosre se keh raha hai ke “Maine machcharo ko ullu banaya !” Second Sardar: “Kaise?“ First says: Maine mosquito coil mere bajuke room mein lagaya aur main apne room mein soya. ha ha ha ha…
Driver ne car chalate chalate achanak rok li to sardar jo peeche behte hove the bole: Car q rok di? Driver: Aage boht bara gadhaa hai. Sardar: Bewaqoof! Haaran kis lye hai! Haaran
baja.
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya, He did translation: 1.Main aam admi nahi hon I’m not a mango man 2.Sarda or garma fruit hain. Colda & hota r fruits 3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay english comes 2 me also 4.do ro do chaar. give and give four. 5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay I belong 2 green pur thousanda
Ek Sardar k Pass Kawa(Crow) Tha Wo Boht Mulaayum(Soft)Tha Batau Sardar Apne kaway(Crow) Ka Kia naam Rakhe Hoga? socho socho My-Crow-Soft
Sardar to Airhostess: Tuhadi shakal meri ghar wali nal bohat mildi a… Airhostess ne usay ek thappar maar diya, Sardar Bola “Waahe guru! Ae te aadataan vi mildiyaa
ne..
3 serdar bed pey soo rahay thay or buhat teng ho rahay thay un main say aik serdar nechay a kay late gya to dosra serdar bola jeb oper 3 bendo ki jagha hai to tum nechay kyo soo rahay ho
