Short SMS Jokes
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep
- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
"I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a bear?" "Neither, just a plain simple ass."
A lady delivered twins. Surprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever u go out network follows
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
Her Job & My Job Her Job is to Bitch! Mine is to give her a Reason!
What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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Girls are like phones.
They love to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
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Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
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There are three sides of an arguement - your side, my side and the right side.
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There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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A good vacuum hover is the one that really sucks.
-- Hilarious Short Quotes --
Whatever it is - I didn't do it!
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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This is a quantum car. I don't know where I am, but I'm going really fast.
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Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
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What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard? The space bar.
