Yo Mama SMS Jokes
Yo
mama Jokes, including yo
mama so fat, yo
mama so stupid, so
poor, so ugly, and much more
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
Yo mama's so poor, when I walked in and asked "Whats for Dinner?" She pulled out a shotgun and said "Next person that moves!"
Yo mama's so short, she drowned in a puddle.
Yo hair is so curly, it looks like some of your mom's pubic hair got caught on your head when you were born!
Your momma so stupid she would use a spiked mace as a pillow.
yo mama’s like a television, even a 2 year old could turn her on!
Yo' Mama's So Fat whenever she goes swimming in the ocean, baby whales can be seen nursing on her breasts.
Yo' Mama's So Fat when she sites around the house, she REALLY sits around the house
Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!
Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
yo mama is so fat that when she sat n a quater a booger shot out of george washingtons nose
Yo Momma So Dumb She Spent 30 Minutes Looking At A Carton Of Orange Juice Cause It Said Concentrate.
Yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gas money
Yo mama so poor she striped at chuck e cheese for tokens
yah mummaz so fat i tried printed a photo off herfrom last Christmas & its still printing
.yah mummas so dumb she tolk a donut bak cos it had a whole in it
.yah mummas so dumb she tried 2 have a staring comp with a spider
thats not the real story to the titanic, it was just a cover up 2 hide the UGLY truth about ur mumma, she sat on it n sank.
yo momma so stupid when a burgler stole her tv she ran after him to give him the remote
yo momma so fat when she saw a bus full of white kids she said stop that twinki!
yo mama so short that she can swing her legs on the curb
