Roy: A man fell out of the window in the club last night. Everybody except me laughed!
Ron: But why didn’t you laugh?
Roy: Because I was the man myself!!
Funny Friends Jokes, Funny College Jokes: Its Me
March 17th, 2010Funny Beggar Jokes, Funny Girlfriend Jokes: 20 Rupees
March 16th, 2010
A beggar asking for money from a gentleman: Please give me Rs 20 , God will bless you!
Gentleman: What will you do with the money?
Beggar: Will have coffee.
Gentleman: Cost of coffee is Rs 10.
Beggar: I have my girlfriend with me!
Gentleman: Jesus! even a beggar has a girlfriend!
Beggar: Actually sir, my girlfriend has made me a beggar!!
Aprilfool Day real Jokes and Pranks, Funny Aprilfool pranks
March 16th, 2010This is the time for another Aprilfool day. This is the day for making somebody fool or make yourself fool. on that day we get play pranks with our family and friends. Here’s an idea for good-humored high jinks that will bring a smile whether you’re the trickster or the target.
Toilet Prank :
This buoyant stunt gives new meaning to bathroom humor. In this example we used it to set up the Bathroom Bankroll prank, but more message ideas are below. On a few squares of toilet paper, write a goofy gag line with permanent marker, then float the paper in the toilet for the next visitor to find.
Tip: For a longer floating time, allow the paper’s edges to touch the sides of the bowl.
funny fisherman jokes, Pet Lobsters
March 12th, 2010After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license.
The fisherman says to the warden, “I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets. Everyday I come down to the water and whistle and these lobster jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the day.”
The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license.
funny internet jokes, funny jokes, funny Hindi jokes, Software ADs on Doordarshan!
March 11th, 2010“The man , The Machine, The Software – PeopleSoft VII”
Boy – “I am a PB boy”
Girl – “I am a PB gal”
“Badte bacho ke liye complete software – Powerbuilder”
“Eat bugs, Sleep bugs…..Do only debugs”
Internet Programmer – “I got the ASP power , now u go get it!!!”
“Microsoft office – Nothing official about it !!!”
” Software ki raksha karta hein Norton Anti virus…. Software hai jaha, Norton Antivirus hein vaha…”
Project Manager – I want the code today….
Programmer – 2 minutes
“Programmer ka kaam kare asaan, Duniya bhar me hai iski shaan…VB….VB…..VB”
Funny Jokes, Funny Tourist Jokes: Made In India
March 11th, 2010A Japanese tourist was going to the airport in a taxi. He was talking continuously about Japan. At one point, a Toyota overtook them.
Japanese: Toyota, very fast. Made in Japan.
After some time, a Honda overtook them.
Japanese: Honda, very fast. Also made in Japan.
At last, they reached the airport.
Driver: Rs 300, sir.
Japanese: How is that possible? We have hardly travelled 5 km.
Driver: Meter very fast. Made in India, sir!
Funny Father Son Jokes: World
March 11th, 2010funny jokes, hilarious jokes, Father of Many
March 9th, 2010An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest.
He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about.
“Why do you wear your collar backwards?” The old Jewish man asks.
The Priest, being polite, responds “Well, Sir, because I’m a father.”
“I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal.”
“Yes,” the Priest begins, “but I am father of many”
The old Jewish man shakes his head. “I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards.”
hilarious jokes, Guess who sent them!
March 8th, 2010
A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon. After 2 weeks they came back and finally put away all of the presents they received from friends and family.
Since this was a new home, the process took some time. The silver went into the closet, items were put on the walls for display and some of the most intimate apparels were put in the bedroom drawers.
A week later, they received a mail carrying two tickets for a popular show where tickets were impossible to get. They were very excited and warmed by the gesture of the person who sent this. Inside the envelope, however, was only a piece of paper with a single line, “Guess who sent them.”
Funny Blonde Jokes, Naughty Husband Wife Jokes: Why
March 8th, 2010Keep sharing jokes and laughing . Check this one!
Roy: Ron, when I was coming to office, I happened to see that one of your friends is getting intimate with your wife You better rush home and have a look!
Being angry, Ron left the office and rushed home. After a while, he came back with even moe angry.
Ron: ( Slapping Roy hard) That wasn’t my friend at all! Why did you send me home for nothing!!
